Welcome to the Overly Prophets, where we dish out prophecies like they're going out of style. Come for the doom, stay for the gloom, and leave with a healthy dose of existential dread.
Our prophecies are brought to you by the world's most esteemed prophets, each with their own brand of doomsday flair:
Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We also have a recipe section, where you can find the perfect apocalyptic dinner to go along with your impending doom.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Madness Maze, where you'll navigate through a sea of existential dread and uncertainty.
But wait, there's more! Our Bizarre Bazaar is a treasure trove of absurdist artifacts and prophetic trinkets.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Doomsday Cave and discover the prophecies that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
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